Morning commute got you down? Evening commute got you even down-er? Perhaps you could get your hands on this Russian-made tank apparatus. It turns your SUV into a tank. From the looks of it, you drive your rig up onto the tank tread platform, remove your tires, and hook everything into the tank treads. Something like that. I don’t speak Russian, so for all I know this video could be about three-legged pants.