NSFW: The Physical Impossibility of The Future in the Mind of Someone Trapped In Chicago

Next Story

Pedal Brain's Gadget Turns Your iPhone Into A Powerful Cycling Computer

A weary hello from O’Hare Airport in Chicago, Illinois – the world’s coldest and most inhospitable airport, right in the frozen heart of the world’s coldest and most inhospitable city. That a community organizer from this city would dream of becoming President is no surprise. Chicago is, after all, the only place in the world capable of making Washington DC look like a step up.

I’m trapped here in standby limbo: my original connecting flight to Nashville cancelled due to snow – the kind of freak weather condition that no one in Chicago could possibly have predicted for December.

Still, at least I’ve been awake since 4am GMT, and at least my flight left London an hour late because every single passenger had to be patted down by American Airlines staff at the gate, having already passed through the usual madness of security. And at least by “every single passenger” I mean there unfolded a preposterous pantomime where posh white dudes like me were given the most cursorily of rub-downs in order to keep the line moving while those poor saps who fit the terrorist profile – which is to say, anyone who looked a bit brown – were deep-tissue massaged half to death a gaggle of goons in latex gloves. And at least all of that nonsense was utterly pointless because, as any self-respecting terrorist apparently knows, they don’t dare go anywhere near your groin.

READ MORE

  • http://www.ukstevieb.com/2009/12/28/steviebs-shared-items-december-28-2009/ StevieB’s Shared Items – December 28, 2009 | LostInCyberspace

    […] NSFW: The Physical Impossibility of The Future in the Mind of Someone Trapped In ChicagoDecember 27, 2009 […]

  • http://www.air-jordan-6.com/ air jordan 6

    It looks good,I have learn a recruit!
    Recently,I found an excellent online store, the XX are completely various, good quality and cheap price,it’s worth buying! http://www.grave-yards.com/

  • http://www.innorthfaceoutlet.com north face outlet

    north face outlet  
    t I would like to say that this post really fnorth face jacket
     Generally I do not post on blogs,north face fleece
    me to do so, cheap north face jackets
    Excellent post! north face store

  • Anonymous

    sexy lingerie is actually nearly all flattering if it’s measured appropriately, lingerie models also can indicate breast support, briefs and also matching camisole or perhaps entire nightwear sets including chemises and dressing gowns. wholesale lingerie should be more of cultural deposits and more than just you can see.

blog comments powered by Disqus