It’s easy if you try. No hell below us, above us only a Chinese Thomas the Tank Engine knock-off. Imagine no possessions except for Optimus Prime. And then mate the two robots to get baby Thomas.

Yeah. WTF.

Listen: I have no idea what is going on here or why this was sent over our transom, but the thought that there are people out there who dedicate their lives to trying to mate transforming robot toys is worth a post. Happy Monday.