Big Dog, now with more killing power

So the dudes at Boston Dynamics have finally added weapons to the Big Dog, America’s favorite scary striding robot. What does this mean? More fun when you run naked and bleeding from your home, your left kidney stolen from you as you slept, as the robots rise up and begin preparing our organs for harvest!

OK, so horns aren’t weapons, but they are pointy!

How long before Big Dog starts looking like this scene from a recent school reunion gone wrong in Scranton, PA?