You know what? We’ll be honest. The fact that the T-Mobile Motorola CLIQ is now available to anyone who wants one (rather than only existing T-mo customers, as its been for a week or two now) is only a small part of the reason we wrote this post.

We primarily wrote this because we wanted to be able to use the “298 minutes away from cake” graphic one more time. It’s just too damn intriguing. Are they saying its just short of 5 hours until their birthday, or are they en route to their unfortunately named friend, Cake McCool? It truly is one of life’s great mysteries.