Battlestar Galactica nerds, Maxim is counting on you to buy its latest mag. Photoshopped and chopped versions of Tricia Helfer and Grace Park are gracing the November cover. But thanks to the wonderful Internet, there’s no need to fork over hard-earned money just to check out the rest of the photo set. Maxim.com has a bunch primed for your viewing pleasure. But be warned, the pics might kill any fantasies you currently have about Number Six or Boomer.

The general consensus of the CrunchGear staff is that these pics are horrible. Whoever was the photographer or photoshopper should look for different work. He – and let’s assume it was a man – sucks at his current job. Maybe he should look into the Peace Corps or bartending.