Bare It All in HD: 69adget's DIY Guide to Homemade Sex Tapes

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Kim Kardashian’s done it. Paris Hilton’s done it. Ron Jeremy invented it. And Screech perfected it. Now it’s your turn to jump on the bandwagon because nothing takes your career to the next level quite like a sex tape!

Why Make A Sex Tape?
Ohhh the sex tape. Kinky. Homemade. Easy to make. The sex tape is not only for nostalgia, but also for learning purposes, because you can remember the night no matter how much alcohol you drank, savor your performance, and improve upon it. Hey, you might even become famous. Besides, nothing is as hot as watching yourself in action.

The Equipment: What You’ll Need
You can make an impromptu sex tape with as much as a camera phone in a bathroom stall. But if you’re looking to make this tape up to par with your family favorite DVDs, you need to take the time to prep: you’ll need a real HD camcorder like the Sony HDR-CX12 with Night Shot mode for that professional look and feel and HD makeup for porn star quality perfection. Men, the makeup applies to you too – think about baring it all below the belt in HD and tell me you don’t want makeup. If you’re in the moment and the mood strikes without proper time to set-up, you may want to consider a mini camera that you can grab on-the-fly for some serious close ups. Handheld cameras like the Sanyo VPC-WH1 HD Waterproof Camcorder (waterproof is so essential) or the ever popular Flip are portable so you’ll be prepared to capture whatever surprises your session brings.

Choosing & Setting the Mood
Setting up your DIY sex studio is probably the most difficult aspect of your homemade sex tape. Are you into fantasy role playing? Is this a shower video? Amateur action on the couch? No matter where you decide to film, there are a few basic steps you can take when setting up the scene to ensure maximum cinematic greatness. Your apartment could definitely use some mood lighting, and with the Color Light DVD all you do is pop it in your DVD player and let the mood enhancing colors do the rest. You can also enhance your standard bed or couch a la 1970′s with the Magic Fingers system that upgrades standard inanimate objects with a super powered vibrating motor. Always a crowd pleaser.

Perform Like a Porn Star but Remember Camera Angles
You need to consider the angles that the camera will capture. If you set-up the camera at the foot of your bed, chances are that your video will be up close and personal with your backside. And I promise you that it will not be a flattering movie you will want to watch over and over. Especially if you’re a dude. Instead, place the camera to the side of your bed at an angle to capture all the sideways, upside down, and inside out action. To help you out, check out this bendable Joby Tripod for hands free video capture.

Be Inspired – Best Free Porn Sites
Watch a few amateur pornos, check out a few websites, and get inspired with your partner. Aside from getting your libido started, these videos will help inspire you for your lights, camera, action moment. Check out sites like PornoTube or RedTube for short clips or even movies to help get you in the mood.

Sharing Your Video Is Caring
Don’t forget that sharing is caring! If you took your video on your cell phone, e-mail NSFW clips to your boo to remind him or her how exceptional you really are. Or if you choose a camcorder to film your video, make sure you choose a camera with easy transfer to your computer and TV. If you want to keep your video private you could enlist the help of an Iron Key encrypted Flash Drive. If you only want to share footage with specific people online, try Vimeo, a service that offers HD quality video and password protection. However, if you choose to share your video with the world (which you obviously should), try uploading videos first to YouTube for maximum exposure. Chances are that the video will get banned so you should also upload to YouTube’s x-rated cousin YouPorn. Similar sites include Spankwire, Pornotube, and RedTube. Hey, why not have a viewing party and display your flick on that big screen TV in your living room? Just remember to close the blinds first!

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