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Flashlight Speed Holster: Sure, why the hell not?

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This here is called the “Flashlight Speed Holster with Battery Compartment,” brought to you by the good people at Brando. According to the product description, “This Revolutionary Holster allows operators to increase the draw speed of a flashlight!”

Well now. On behalf of everyone in the entire world, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?! I’ve been waiting for this thing ever since the first time it took me 2-3 seconds to remove a flashlight from my pocket and/or tool belt.

And the battery compartment? Very nice, verrrrry nice indeed. Those babies will be right there when I need to replace them once every two years.

In all seriousity, there’s probably someone, somewhere who needs this exact product. That seems to be the going theme for most of the stuff Brando sells, actually.

A lone technician in a faraway land cries out, “My kingdom for a Flashlight Speed Holster with Battery Compartment that allows operators to increase the draw speed of a flashlight!”

Brando hears those cries and gets right to work developing the product. And does Brando gouge you when it comes time to pay? No! This one costs just $17.

Flashlight Speed Holster with Battery Compartment [Brando]

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