Are you an English WAG? (And if you are, how did you hear about us, lol!) Good news, then, since Sony Ericsson just lifted the veil on this fashiony phone, the Jalou. I’ve been pronouncing it J-Lo, like the singer, all morning, so feel free to do the same.

There’s actually two version of the phone: a standard edition that has plain ol’ Sony Ericsson branding, and a limited edition that has Dolce&Gabbana branding. Is there any functional difference between the two? Of course not.

This quad-band GSM/tri-band HSPA—WAGs need to be able to travel all over the world, remember—comes with a 3.2-megapixel camera, FM radio, Bluetooth, etc. Basically, think of any standard feature phones have had since 2006 or so, and odds are it’s here.

Oh, and the D&G edition is plated in 24K gold. Very fancy.

Sony Ericsson didn’t announce a price, not that that matters to us working stiffs.