I know what you’re thinking: $20 is far too much for a skewer. And normally I’d agree with you, except that this skewer is called the “Swashbuckling BBQ Sword” and features a handsome fencing grip.
I’d submit that it needs some sort of handsome leather sheath, but other than that it looks perfect for just about any outdoor grill. Just make sure that if you dress like a swashbuckling pirate while you’re grilling, you try to avoid getting your billowy pirate shirt too close to the open flame.
The Swashbuckling BBQ Sword is 19 inches long, features an “easy-grip wood handle with metal hand-shield,” and costs $19.99 from ThinkGeek.