I don’t think you are. If you’re willing to plop down $14.99 for some red hot stickers then I suspect you might be, however, and you’d do well to do so before any one of us decides you’re too chicken.

The skins, designed by Michael Sison, has a cool little front piece that looks like a cross controller and two buttons and a back that looks like a Gameboy screen. When people look at you – and they will – they’ll think you’re talking into the back of an old skool Gameboy. For a mere $15, friends, you can be that guy.