Sweet merciful Jehovah! The Apple store is down! UPDATE 2
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COULD IT BE A NEW IPHONE? A PIECE OF CORN ON THE COB? A DANCING FISH? A NICE KUGEL? WHAT IS IT!
UPDATE – Could be a 2TB Time Capsule. OR A HOUSE ELF LIKE DOBBY!
UPDATE 2 – It’s new Xserves. The servers now come packing with Core i7 Nehalem CPUs, more memory, and larger hard drives at similar price points as the older ones.