A man near Columbus, Ohio got charged with drunk driving after he crashed a lawnmower with a bar stool attached to it. Kyle Wygle told police officers that he drank 15 beers and that his motorized bar stool had a top speed of 38 miles per hour. He was taken to a nearby hospital for minor injuries and has pleaded not guilty to the charge of driving while intoxicated.

A few observations, if I may…

1. That is a cool looking vehicle.
2. The fact that he drove that thing to a bar is probably why he drank 15 beers. I bet he didn’t pay for a single one. Wouldn’t you buy a beer for the guy that rolled in on a motorized bar stool?
3. It needs snow tires for the winter.

[via TMZ.com/AP]