I never thought I’d say this, but please witness one of the most intimidating flashlights in recent memory. The $20 Interchangeable Transformative Robot LED Torch/Nightlight goes from killer robot to killer scorpion robot to killer robot crab to standard-looking flashlight in a few quick hand swoops.
It’s regularly priced at $20 but is available for $9.99 until Sunday. What they don’t tell you is that it gets up and moves deftly around your house at night, stalking its prey. If you get up for a midnight snack and see a beam of light darting to and fro, just turn around and go back upstairs. Trust me.