Gilded (read: stupid) Age: Diamond-encrusted Nokia 8800

Would you buy a Nokia 8800? No? Okay, but would you buy a Nokia 8800 that’s encrusted in 8.2 ct diamonds? Still no? Smart man.

For a cool £12,000 ($17,773) you can SmartHughes’ take on the Nokia 8800, which, again, is merely the phone with a few diamonds sprinkled on for good measure. Oh! The leather that would normally be found on the phone has been replaced with platinum.

Go ahead, wealthy, spend your money on absolute junk.