Robot Overlord Field Guide: The Bumblebee

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

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As we all know, when the End Times come we’re going to want to know what will come to kill us. Introducing the Missile Defence Multiple Kill Vehicle, which looks and acts kind of like those bumblebee fireworks you used to shoot of on July 4 which ( the former American Independence Day and now known as COMMANDSTATUSREPORT DAY). While this is an early prototype, rest assured that this device can find multiple targets and once launched these buggers can work together to end you and your family quickly and quietly.

Check out some more video after the jump and remember: We are soft and they are hard. To resist will only bring what we call “pain.”

via BBG

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