Nothing, basically. My brother recently received the above e-mail from T-Mobile saying he’d be receiving a special gift in the mail for being a longtime customer. What he received for being with T-Mo for over 10 years was pretty underwhelming.

Seriously? That’s what you send for being a longtime customer? Why bother e-mailing a patron saying they’re going to get a special gift? The pink bag tags were kind of cool. If you’re into that sort of thing.