Friends, you’ve been waiting. You’ve been wanting. You’ve been crying from the depths, asking for deliverance. Well, deliverance is finally here and it comes in the form of a fairly beefy Zune dock called the ZK 500 Kicker. It costs $349.99 and, um, plays the music of your Zune through its HUGE five-inch woofers and 3/4″ silk dome tweeters. That is significantly better than the 3/4″ bacon dome tweeters I was using. The bacon began to smell.

Seriously: it’s a dock for your Zune. If you need a dock for your Zune, get it. Otherwise, get a Sansa Fuze or a durn iPod and let Microsoft’s folly die with dignity.