RED HOT! OMG! ZUNE KICKER DOCK NOW AVAILABLE, TO THE RAMPARTS!

Friends, you’ve been waiting. You’ve been wanting. You’ve been crying from the depths, asking for deliverance. Well, deliverance is finally here and it comes in the form of a fairly beefy Zune dock called the ZK 500 Kicker. It costs $349.99 and, um, plays the music of your Zune through its HUGE five-inch woofers and 3/4″ silk dome tweeters. That is significantly better than the 3/4″ bacon dome tweeters I was using. The bacon began to smell.

Seriously: it’s a dock for your Zune. If you need a dock for your Zune, get it. Otherwise, get a Sansa Fuze or a durn iPod and let Microsoft’s folly die with dignity.