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0570014200.jpgIn part 5,000 of our ongoing investigation of all things spammy, here is my interaction with what appears to be an MSN Chat robot designed to lure drunken frat boys into a chatroom where they have to offer up credit card numbers in order to get to see nakedness. Strangely enough, the robot actually took time to respond so there must be some wait loop in there to make it more realistic.

john@
9:26
yo, jane

jane27star@hotmail.com
9:26
hey, A/S/L?

john@
9:26
13/male/scranton

jane27star@hotmail.com
9:27
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo f*ckin horny today for some reason lol

john@
9:27
yeah, i do
9:27
but it takes pictures of my dirty alley

jane27star@hotmail.com
9:27
listen hun, I’m just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I’ll get naked if u do..lol!

john@
9:28
lol! I had two eggs for breakfast and I just tasted them again for lunch.

jane27star@hotmail.com
9:28
I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE

john@
9:28
oh don’t worry. I only talk to vatican officials
9:29
do you like transformers?
9:29
i like soundwave
9:29
he’s the BEST
9:29
with the bird?
9:29
CRAW!

jane27star@hotmail.com
9:29
well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on “Webcams” let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it’s you babe! http://janeroom.____.com/ fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!

john@
9:30
come on, baby. I’m 18. BELIEVE ME!
9:30
My mom pushed me out of her head fully grown
9:30
like Athena

jane27star@hotmail.com
9:30
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?

john@
9:30
ok, baby. can you call my grandma? She left a roast in the oven.

jane27star@hotmail.com
9:31
OH SH*T.. k I’m late to start my show, I gotta get off msn…I’ll see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u… You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it’s you..

john@
9:31
oh
9:31
so you can’t call my grandma?
9:31
OK. I’ll call her
9:32
make sure you wear a rubber!

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