Who is going to buy one now that $250 have been knocked off?
TOP 10 RANDOM (UNSUGGESTED) ALIVE ELVIS USES:
1. Ward of burglars with Elvis’ infrared sensors
2. Take the HOV lane to work with Elvis as your passenger
3. Forget beauty school, all you need is a comb and hairspray to practice
4. His leather coat makes a nice shrug or bolero jacket
5. No need to go stag at your next high school reunion
6. Save money and skip hiring a band for your wedding
7. Scare your husband/wife by slipping him into your side of the bed
8. Freak out Priscilla from the audience of Dancing with the Stars
9. Feeling down? You know who to turn to for a quick make-out session
10. Give the Weekly World News, the “World’s Only Reliable Newspaper,” a reason to begin printing again:
