Comments are the greasy oil that keeps the blog machine running. Here are three great (and 100% unedited) comments recently posted by your fellow readers.

Helium Alleviates Your iPhone Headphone Jack Woes

Jameson

The bastards are already sold out. I blame CrunchGear and the Capitalists pigs that read it.

Woz Bashes Apple

Chuck

Sooo…the Kool Aid does wear off after awhile.

Anton

Heh. “VD Subscribers”.