No, silly geese, this Xynergi controller isn’t merely a keyboard used to surf top Internet sites. It’s part of a music production “solution”—think Logic. I understand everyone’s fascination with its $28,000 price tag, but that’s not the point. It’s not for the avarage consumer. With this controller and the appropriate software you’ll be able to turn out hits like you’re Ferry Corsten hanging out with Paul van Dyk at Pacha.

If I had A) money and B) musical talent I’d be all over this. So for all you haters out there—who would pay $28K for a keyboard—it’s not, and never will be, for you. Stop bugging out.

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