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tttt.jpgWhen humankind first climbed out of the primordial sludge, they had a lot to do. They had to make the wheel, the breathstrip, and the airplane almost immediately, not to mention the codification of thoughts and actions through the written word and the codification of hotness through porn and Grey’s Anatomy. In all honesty, we haven’t had much time between now and then to make a Brush and Rinse toothbrush, but I’m glad that someone has finally put curing cancer aside for this pressing matter.

What you see here is a toothbrush with a slanted head. It is designed to do two things — brush your teeth with the bristly part and shoot water into your mouth using the slanty part. What happens if you miss your mouth with the rich, frothy stream pulsing out of the brush? Well, your jammies get wet and you have to Porky Pig it all night. The march of science will not be stopped by your inability to aim.

CURRENT METHODS OF GETTING WATER INTO OUR MOUTHS FOR RINSING AFTER BRUSHING ARE SLOPPY, CREATE WASTE, AND PLACE UNNECESSARY STRESS ON OUR BODIES. AND, PEOPLE LOVE WATER FOUNTAINS.

Amen, brother.

Product Pagettttt.jpgAnd so we close on this page of history with a reminder that progress costs in terms of guns and butter. How much does this progress cost? It will eventually cost $3 but now you can buy a working prototype for $1,750.00. You, friends, do you like them apples?

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