Though this isn’t the first “game” to involve pissing (listen/watch video above), it’s certainly the most advanced. Whether you just loaded up on Gatorade, water, or just have a medical condition that really sucks, you can become the new bathroom champion of Piss-Screen. Thanks to a bunch of sick Germans who put pressure sensors in urinals, you can now race other people by avoiding cars and speeding toward the finish. Bonus points for no splashback.

Want to get your whiz on? Go to Germany and enjoy eating brats while fondling some beermaid. When you’re done, stumble around Frankfurt until you find Piss-Screen, then piss away all that shitty Heineken. You’re the man now, dog!

Video game you control with piss [Boing Boing]