The editors hate it when we have one paragraph posts, but this photograph of the product I can’t even attempt to write about says far more than I could here, short of I totally want one today. I guess there’s a joke somewhere in a hip flask of this size that would have Louie Anderson in the punchline, but I won’t be making that joke here today, as I’m too full of lust for this thing.
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