Vortex Sex Toy: For the Love of All That Is Holy, Please, No

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

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Hey, ladies! Got 35 quid? Not afraid to suck out your insides? Head on over to Love Honey and pick up the Vortex Vibrations Suction Vacuum Cleaner Vibrator. How does it work? Hell if I know. All I do know is that I would not try to sell a sex toy to and/or for women using a large bald man who smiles impishly when he sees paper rustle.

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