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Vonage Thinks You're A Modern Day Romeo

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Vonage is in the mood for some lovin’ now that Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. By calling 1-700-VALENTINE from your Vonage line, you can choose a romantic poem to send to your significant other. Examples include:

  • Romantic Romeo – A reading from “Romeo & Juliet” by William Shakespeare
  • Renaissance Dramatist Romeo Listen to “Sony to Celia” by Ben Johnson
  • Victorian Romeo Put your ex through “The Passionate Shepherd to His Love” by Christopher Marlowe

    After choosing a lovely poem, you enter the unlucky recipient’s number and you’re good to go. Basically, if you actually bother to send one of these to someone come Valentine’s Day, you’re either a huge dork or you’re totally gross.

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