It’s rare to find such a hateful review of a game unless it involves horrible voice acting, wonky controls, and terrible graphics… oh, wait. Yes, it appears Red Steel is a hunk of garbage with retarded AI and an interface that causes blood clots in the elderly.

The concept is sound: you use the Wii-mote to wield a sword. Apparently, however, the game is absolutely horrible. Head over to Kotaku for a full review but it looks like we just found our first Wii launch suckbag.

Red Steel Impressions [Kotaku]