What’s notable about the iTurbo iPod charger isn’t that it quickly charges your iPod with one AA battery, or that it looks like a stocking stuffer for a raver. What’s notable is that the product’s Flashcrapular website mentions that it’s the one gadget that’s “great for power outages and other emergencies,” because when your home is destroyed by an erupting volcano, at least you’ll have your K-Fed with you.

What a load of crap. It works with the Nano, too, and comes in black or white.

iTurbo Charger [Product Page (warning: Flash), via MobileWhack]