The Crunchies Monkey Goes Shopping For Holiday Gifts (Also, Tickets Make Great Stocking Stuffers)

As we all gear up for the holidays, everyone is scrambling to buy those last-minute gifts for friends and family.

Even The Crunchies monkey. Where do monkeys shop, you ask? Well, we left that up to our own Josh Constine, and I think you’ll agree that it was a good idea on paper, but at the end of the day, maybe just a good old hug will do. Last month, we broke the huge fun story that Facebook now has an on-campus store…called STORE. So why not visit it?

Or maybe, the monkey should have done his shopping using Facebook Gifts online, after all. Special thanks to Facebook for letting TechCrunch crash STORE. Because, well…walking around with a monkey certainly draws attention.

The Crunchies are the hottest ticket in town come January 31st, so please join us.


The 6th Annual Crunchies Awards

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Louise M. Davies Symphony Hall
201 Van Ness Ave.
San Francisco, CA

7:30pm – midnight – Awards Ceremony and After Party
A night of celebration with festive attire.

Tickets are on sale here. Be sure to act fast!

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