In honor of today’s arguably lackluster Nintendo presser, I present Sidequest, a game that asks you to do all sorts of side quests. Over and over again. Ad infinitum.
Sure it’s not as fun as going into a sewer to collect fifty stoat tails, but the slow and steady gameplay will be more than familiar to anyone who has ground through twenty levels of a western RPG.
You can play it here but don’t expect to get very far without the glimmering Elven Armor Of Super Wielding.