Today is a big day. Portal 2 launched this morning. I’ve heard nothing but good things so far, but I tend to avoid big spoilers like the review I’m posting here. I haven’t watched it and I don’t plan on it because I’m going to play the game even if GameTrailers — who I totally respect — says it’s a pile of monkey turds. But others might be a bit more guarded and curious if the game is really worth the $50 sticker. This review is for them. Enjoy and please keep spoilers out of the comments. Don’t be that guy.