PooTrap: For people who shouldn't own dogs in the first place


No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. This is the PooTrap, an elaborate apparatus that you strap to your dog. It holds a bag in place right about where the you-know-what comes out of the you-know-where. It costs between $30 and $40 depending on the size of your dog.

People, listen. If you can’t tolerate the thought of picking up dog crap, then don’t get a dog. I myself wasn’t crazy about it at first, but you get used to it. It’s not fun, but it’s better than walking a dog with a bag stuck to its ass.

And I can’t stress enough how much you should read the FAQ section of the PooTrap website. Here are some completely unedited questions and answers:

My dog will not like it for sure?

Actually, dogs don’t like many things such as “they don’t like shower”, “they don’t like to stay home alone”, “they don’t like to eat dog cookies”, however, when they are used to all these things, they will be excited about it.

Why my dog seem not able to get used to “PooTrap”?

In many ways dog is like human being! It’s like when first time people use camera to take photos, for sure it seems weird but nowadays many people around the world are using cameras for taking photos.

Dog feel not respected when wearing “PooTrap”?

Babies wear diapers and they are truly loved by their parents, hence same applied to the dogs owners who use our “PooTrap” actually truly love their dogs.

I would rather like to pick up poop by myself?

People invented many useful technologies to make people’s life easier. All these inventions (car is among one of them) are to make people’s life more convenient. With our “PooTrap”, no need to worry that dogs will cause environment pollution, and as dogs¬†owners may know, actually it’s difficult to pick up poop.

And if all that hasn’t been enough for you, here’s a video:

PooTrap [Pootrapusa.com via Geekologie]