Late breaking news! Steve Jobs works at Apple HQ, spotted leaving

stevejobsFolks, I’m not making this up. Steve Jobs was spotted at Apple today! Can you believe it! He really does work there and was caught leaving around 3pm today. The photograph of course comes to us from the most trusted source of celebrity news, TMZ.

Alright. Fine. I’ll ask the question that’s on everyone’s mind.

Do you think he can now legally park in a handicap spot?

And, why do we care so much about this kind of stuff? Maybe this is why humans haven’t been back to the moon lately.