Uwe Boll's latest amazing rant: The movie industry is broken


Uwe Boll is like a more fun, less harmful Jack Thompson, constantly spouting nonsense that we find love to pieces.

Mr. Boll’s latest awesome tirade is about the movie industry in general, and how it’s impossible to make any more in it. He singles out the handsomely paid megastars, the guys who make $20 million+ per film, as one of the primary reasons why the movie biz stinks on ice. (He wants a salary cap of $3 million per actor per film.) He wants to put pirates in jail for 20 years. He wants movie channels like HBO and Showtime to show more small, independent movies.

In other words, Mr. Boll is the bee’s knees.