Joel at BBG discovered this delightfully simple bidet system, called the GoBidet. You simply move the handle into place when needed and shoot a little water up there. Dead simple.
I’ve been waiting for GoBidet (HA!) ever since my aborted attempt at installing my own butt-washing toilet, the SpaLoo in my own home. I think this is the year when I’ll finally be able to wash my nethers sans hands.