Skink pen costs $1.99, reflects the glory of creation

And God said, “Let the waters bring forth swarms of living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the firmament of the heavens.” So God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that moves, with which the waters swarm, and every lizard-shaped pen, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good and the pen was only $1.99 and $5 shipping. And God blessed them, saying, “Be fruitful and multiply and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the earth. And let your ink not run out while doing your homework.” And there was evening and there was morning, a fifth day.