The Back Burner: Things we didn't post this week

A big thank you to everybody for filling our tips-at-crunchgear-dot-com inbox with wonderful, unique, and newsworthy items. Here are a few that we missed.

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Hi Jessica –

Do I still have time to submit an article for I’m not actually a real doctor but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night, so here goes.

Braces: Why do some many kids have them? And what’s with adults that have them?

by Doug Aamoth, DDS

You know what I’ve noticed? Lots of kids have braces. Another thing is that kids hate them, too. I didn’t have braces as a kid. My mom would always tell the other moms that I had perfect teeth. I know she meant well but boy, oh boy, did it make the kids with braces jealous. That’s why I never made fun of kids with braces. I knew they didn’t like them, so I figured they probably wouldn’t like being made fun of for having braces. I was a pretty observant kid.

And what’s up with adults that have braces? They should have just gotten it over with when they were kids because at least then a bunch of other kids had braces too. Except for me, of course. You know what else is kind of weird? Adults that have never had chicken pox. I mean, come on! What did you do as a child, sit in your room all day? Get out and gnash up your teeth and roll around with other kids that have chicken pox. Live a little! Also, I heard that they came up with a vaccine for chicken pox, so it appears that the adults that never got chicken pox outsmarted everyone after all.

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Hi Marina, it’s Doug AAMOTH here. Listen, the link you put in this e-mail goes to a Blogger page that’s under review “due to possible Blogger Terms of Service violations,” if you hadn’t already noticed.

I think you and I both know that there’s some sort of conspiracy brewing here. Now, I’m not able to glean a ton of info from your e-mail but from what I can make out, it seems like you’ve stumbled upon some sort of potion or secret invention that will allow intercourse to continue for 100 times its normal duration. I’d love to discuss this more with you but I’d first suggest that you perhaps consider ratcheting your potion down to the 30-50 minute range instead of 3-5 hours.

That’s a long time to be…you know…doing that. People need to sleep and eat and work. You want to be remembered for this awesome potion, not as the lady who ruined the economy by grinding everyone’s productivity to screeching, sexy halt.

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Wow, seems like a regular night at the carnival. You should hook up with Marina up there, she’s really on to something too. Yours sounds pretty fun, though. Nothing beats a little angina every now and again. Ooh! Chest pain, too. You spoil me.

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