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Req: honesty and transparency
I am an attorney at law and here to introduce and solicit your consent to introduce a profiting joint venture in which you neither will spend money nor time in, rather, your honesty and comitment.
If you think you can, i will be waiting for your reply so i can feed you with the details.
ZAMERI & ASSOCIATES
LOT 3309-A, TINGKAT 1
JALAN SULTAN YAHYA PETRA
16150 KOTA BHARU
ZAMERI BIN MAT NAWANG
Wait a second here. You’re offering me a profiting joint venture in which I neither will spend money, nor TIME yet I must spend honesty and commitment? I don’t know what commitment means to you, but to me it’s just another fancy word for “time” — the very thing you said I wouldn’t have to spend along with money.
I will offer honesty but not commitment. I’m looking to exert a whole lot of nothing for this profiting joint venture. Also, I’ve been trying to contact you but the mail man is getting pretty whipped up about your address, specifically what country you live in. Help?
Purchase roller feeder
Am Mr.Calvin and I have a new company in abroad( Ghana )I want to know that if u carry any rollerfeeder for one of my new warehouses.Owing to this,i will like you to get back to me with the prices of rollerfeeder you currently have instock.I will then choose the one i like and then we can proceed from there.Also i will like to know if you do accept Visa or Master Card as the methods of Payment .And I have Already talked to Freights Shipping Company for the pick up who can take the friegt Picked up.Hope to hear from you soon.Have a nice day working and i wait to hear from you.
Am Mr. Doug and it’ll be a cold day in hell before we send you a roller feeder after you returned the last one. I thought store credit was a pretty nice gesture, considering you didn’t even have a receipt but we have laws here, Mr. Calvin.
And more importantly than laws, we have a roller feeder code of ethics — a code of ethics that you agreed to follow when you signed up to play the roller feeder game. Show me where in the roller feeder code of ethics that it says it’s okay to return a broken roller feeder, use store credit to buy a new one, and then skip town and change your phone number? You tell Freights Shipping Company that they can cram it, too.
What are your thoughts
Good day Maple_Leaf,
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Orange county, CA
What in the hell did you order from us? It sounds wonderful! I don’t know who Merlie is but I’ll pass your kind words along to her. Averting a reader’s financial crisis is the name of the game here at CrunchGear.com, so we’re glad to have been able to help!
Also, Maple Leaf is a pretty bitchin’ nickname — thanks!
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Hoi, I’m a real man! I’m probably the best in bed — the best I know, at least. Why, who did you ask about me? Was it Mr. Calvin? That guy’s a rat bastard, if you’re interested to know the truth. Don’t try to sell him whatever it is you’re trying to sell me because he’ll use it, break it, return it, and split. Guy’s a crook, man.
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