Now available from SoftBank is this Zaku II-inspired mobile phone from Sharp. It’s called the FULL FACE 013SH probably because it looks like a damn SCUBA mask for your crotch. But don’t be fooled by this breathing apparatus for your genitals, it’s pretty feature-rich considering the 2.8-inch Aquos display it sports. You’ll find a 1Seg TV tuner for mobile TV, as well as plenty of media playback and messaging features.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, the mobile phone itself resides inside the big SCUBA head. You don’t have to walk around talking like an idiot into a conch shell.