Mr. Clock Radio: Why not wake up next to an absolute creep?

Aside from looking creepy as all hell, this Mr. Clock Radio serves an important purpose: it’ll simultaneously wake you up and send you into cardiac arrest. It could be least friendly looking clock radio ever devised. Even though Clocky was a loud lumbering jerk, at least it didn’t look like the bad guy from “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.”

OK, enough bashing—what does it do? It’ll play your CDs or MP3s at whatever time you need to wake up by. (Let’s play a game. Who gets up earliest/latest? I’m up at 6:00 a.m. It’s like being in high school, only more stressful.) There’s also 30 different voices with which it can yell at you.

Personally, thanks but no thanks. I’m fine with waking up to an iTunes playlist and not staring Pennywise right in the eyes.

Mr. Clock Radio [SkyMall via Sci Fi Tech]