Master Chief, David Drunklehoff Style

It seems as though the stresses of stardom have gotten to Master Chief. He’s been on a rampage partying around town with Lindsay and crashing his Wraith tank. It’s rather heartbreaking to watch as Master Chief’s daughter tries to sober him up with a cheeseburger. The poor guy just doesn’t know when to quit. I hope he realizes his problem and checks himself into rehab. Please say a prayer for him when you get a chance.