The King of Porn and Surreal Life star, Ron Jeremy, is joining the ranks of bloggerdom. The “hairy, chunky, aging porn star” will have his own show on Heavy.com called Techsmart with Ron Jeremy. Who knows what sort of tech stuff he’ll be reviewing, but it’s gonna be hot and funny. I’m sure he’ll have some of his lady friends drop by as well. His weekly show is set to debut on April 5. I suspect it will be good for like two minutes, then boring for five, then good for another four minutes, then boring for fifteen, and then we’ll have to stop watching.