, there is a line between easy and greasy, and we’re afraid the Pizza Vending Machine has crossed it. On the surface, it’s a fine concept: pop in a few bucks, and 2 or 3 minutes later, you’ve got a piping hot pie with the toppings of your choice. But how good could a 3-minute pizza really be?
We’re guessing not at all. Even the cheap-o stuff we fill our bachelor pads with take more then 3 minutes to microwave, so unless these red and black auto-Pizzarias utilize some sort of saucy sorcery, we’re calling Papa John’s.