You don’t need us to make “hot ass” jokes, you just need to know that there’s a USB-powered ass-warmer, a cushion for your chair that keeps the back of your front toasty while you
surf for porn write your blog entries in your undies.
Not that we do that, we’re just sayin’.
Anyway, combine it with the USB eye-warmer and save a bundle on your heating bill this winter. We love Thanko and every weird thing they come up with. Truly.