At just a hair under $10, this is probably the cheapest thing you’ll ever put inside a laptop. The Stash Card is a PCMCIA-sized fake card that opens to reveal a tiny compartment for hiding small valuables, extra cash, or the smart media card with your pr0n collection. You keep it in your laptop, where it disappears, so as long as your laptop is safe, so are your secrets. So they say.
We picked up a Los Alamos laptop from CragisList today and found a door key marked “Eyes Only Room.” We went to the lab and used it, turns out those scientists had their own Hot Chicks Room. Who knew? I should have stayed in college.