Cellphone Garter for Sexy, Sexy Geeks, Lonely Girls, Your Realdoll

This is a garter with a slim pocket for cellphones. That is all this is.

We’re not sure who this is for. We’re not sure who would buy this for themselves. Even more, we’re not sure who’d buy this as a gift. But we’re sure they’re out there. They must be, but we just hope we never, ever meet them.

That is all we have to say about this item.

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