• For the violently corpulent, we present the Vichy shower table

    Soon I will be unable to walk. It is sad but true. If my inexorable slide into sloth and turpitude continues apace I will become the blogger equivalent of the Baron in Dune, lolling idly on a $7,000 Vichy shower table while my doctor fills my face with infection. Read More

  • LED shower light turns blue when cold, red when hot

    If you’re like me, you’ll agree that there’s nothing in the whole wide world that’s quite as bad as getting your hand wet. I hate it! So it pleases me greatly to see this $40 shower head with built-in LED lighting that turns blue when the water’s cold and red when it’s warm (89 degrees, to be exact). The shower head requires no batteries, thankfully… Read More

  • Hot Jugz Personal Shower

    Believe it or not, Hot Jugz is not the name of a porn star from 1983. It’s a personal outdoor shower. It’s comprised of a two-gallon container that can keep your hot water warm and has a shower wand for helping dirty people get clean. It requires no power and can go for sixteen minutes with just a few pumps on the container. There’s a bunch of different models available and… Read More