• Newman offers Cool Man MP3 player, none of your dignity back

    As if wearable MP3 players we’re dorky enough, the Newman Cool Man takes the cake. You’re apparently supposed to attach this to your German army jacket next to your Obama and Black Flag pin and then wander the streets of Olympia, Washington asking for spare change like our own Matt Hickey. Here’s a press release transmuted from Chinese, but don’t bother trying to figure… Read More

  • Newman two-in-one smooching heart MP3 player

    Awww, will you look at that? Brought to you by a company named Newman (not to be confused with Newman, left), it’s two halves of a heart-shaped MP3 player exchanging a tender kiss. You and a loved one could exchange your own tender kiss before work, split the MP3 player apart, and each listen to your half on your separate trains. Then when you get back home, reattach the two MP3 players… Read More