Gary Krakow continues to reiterate the fact that he knows nothing

How the RIAA finds out you're sharing music, assuming you are dumb

In a discussion with the Chronicle of Higher Education, an RIAA representative describes how they find and attack music sharers. Here’s how they do it: 1. They go to a computer. 2. They start Li

Morons film selves smoking up, return camera to store, are discovered by all of us

Music Industry: "We is poopid!"

Doug Morris over at Universal Music Group has a hard job — he has to sell dying media to plugged-in consumers. For a hundred years, recorded music has come on platters of plastic called “d

When JP Morgan Talks, People Shouldn't Listen: No iPhone Nano

JP Morgan has retracted Kevin Chang’s, statement about an iPhone Nano coming like in five days and it will have like so many cool things like maybe a phone that makes free phone calls to like yo

Silly Woman! Only One iPhone Per Customer!

I’m not quite sure what’s going on here. It actually looks more staged than real, but it seems some moron bought first place in line in Dallas for $800 and then sauntered in expecting to b

Verizon Turned Down iPhone Deal, Now Cries, Cries, Cries

Let’s take a look at this first paragraph. Ahem… Verizon Wireless, the No. 2 U.S. cellphone carrier, passed on the chance to be the exclusive distributor of the iPhone almost two years ago